Banned for changing your icon without telling us.

http://www.gog.com/forum/general/whats_the_story_behind_your_avatar
With the second Attack on Titan set coming out, I'll probably change it back.

Banned because I just noticed we registered in the same month.

Banned because you´ve linked that thread so I had to post in it...
...which absorbs even more time I should have used for sleeping!

Banned for emulating Licurg.

Banned for not realizing that it´s not an emulation, it´s a legacy! As Licurg now is mainly involved in Carmageddon... :D

Banned for not spelling Calipso and Twisted Metal right.

Banned for using more exclamation marks than necessary.

Banned for being too lazy to change your avatar OR update your title quote : p

^Banned because stalking games is illegal in Canada.

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Banned because you misread that-he doesn't stalk games, he talks to games(to a single game actually-his title is gametalker), and hasn't thus done anything illegal in Canada(unless talking to a game is illegal too). :-)

^Banned because he may very well have done something illegal in Canada, just not game talking.

Banned because she has only one nostril.

Banned for scoring 22 points in scrabble (66 if on a triple word score!)

Banned for supporting the Xbox One (Its the devil's console ;)

Banned for shitty English^