Banned and you cannot pass Go and you cannot collect $200.

Banned because you take issue with people who eat dogs and cats!

Banned because you take issues of magazines.

^Banned for not telling me you are colour blind before we started playing Trivial Pursuits, which ended with me thinking you were cheating when you had all Green pieces in your wheel thingie.

Banned for mobilising thingies.

^Banned for putting a clamp on thingies & charging an exorbitant fee to have it removed.

Banned for breaking the meter and taking out all the coins to pay for the thingie removal.

Banned because thingie.

Banned for setting your whistlist as private.

Banned for expecting him to publicize anything about himself.

Banned because i don't like locks.

Banned for fastnerphobia.

Banned for not telling us the whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa.

^Banned for Hoffa'ing & puffing & trying to blow the house in.

Banned for ejaculating on real estate.