Banned. I'm back

Banned because baby's got back.

Banned, because babies can't use pc.

Banned for politically correcting infants.

Banned because I found the solution to global warming. We can use windmills to keep us cool.

Banned because your windmills killed off the local bird population.

Banned for Birdy.

Banned because it's not yet Christmas.

Banned for not being in the Christmas spirit.

Banned for killing Santa.

Banned because Santa is still alive. I saw him an hour ago.

Banned because santa Claus doesn't exist. The real "saint" had been a martyr named Vasili and the newly converted to Christianity cultures confused him with saint Nicklaus (Claus), the patron saint of sailors. What you actually saw was a holy sea-urchin of a sailor going to harbor to get women and rum, hiccc

Banned because you had just ruined the day of many children before Christmas even started.

Banned because watch Santa's Slay and you won't look at Christmas the same.

Banned for putting a clause at Christmas.