Banned because why the hell would you want an armadillo?

Banned, because i already take care of hedgehogs when they stray in my garden, so i absolutely wanted their distant cousin to stroll in said garden, as well!

Banned for enticing armoured dillos.

Banned because you just never stop smirking and having big, stupid ears!

Banned because you didn't mention he also has evil murderous eyes that looks like Chucky, which is why you can't trust him. I think he wants to lure you into a sense of comfort before chopping you in the back of the head with an axe.

Banned because you are the one with the axe

Banned because I have an axe, but it's blunt.

Banned for not being the sharpest tool in the box.

Banned for putting sharp objects into the hands of little kids.

Banned for being condescending and thinking that little kids can't handle sharp objects.

Banned for telling kids to run while holding scissors.

Banned for not watching the movie Running With Scissors.

^Banned for not giggling at the part in Aliens movie when one of the prisoners gets told to be careful, when he was running away from the Alien whilst holding scissors.

Banned for giving over elaborate reasons for banning the person above you.

^Banned for not pointing out, that it was another prisoner that told him off, & not the Alien.
That'd just be weird! I mean, talking Aliens, what would they even talk about?

Alien "Erm, so sorry."
Prisoner "Whaaa....what for?"
Alien "Oh, you know, all those Alien rectal probes, it was just a dare".
Prisoner "Mkaaaaay".