Banned for not having changed your forum title in something other than new user.
Really, this is proberbly one of the most often applied bans, you should know that you shouldn´t walk around as a new user!

Banned because you forbid new users to walk around.

Banned for plagiarism. I drew that avatar when I was 5!

Banned for lying. You didn't know me then - how could you draw my portrait?

^ Banned for bearing a striking resemblance to my sister.

^Banned for attacking titan

Banned for playing in cocaine.

Banned for having an ugly horned face.

Banned for secretly loving the Army of Two series.

^Banned for only being assassin33, the best assassin is always 1

Banned for having the best dog in the world on your display picture! <3 can't wait to get mine soon :D

Banned because swag....too much swag.

Banned for being a teenage internet brawler.

Banned for being a fellow german.

Banned for being so crazy as to ban a compatriot of yours!
(Seriously ? That's the first time I see anybody not supporting a compatriot of theirs-which is the normal thing to do-supporting a compatriot that is). :-)

Edited for clarification