Banned for not saying "sorry" after you hugged him.

Banned for thinking he should apologize for hugging.

Banned for lollygaggin

Banned because if this thread were a country, it would probably be called "Bannistan".

Banned for banning Stan.

Because they were caught at the old folks home loosening the bolts on the wheelchairs.

^Banned for sticking a personal stereo to a zimmerframe & trying to sell it as "The new exciting Sony walkframe".

Banned for duct-taping a walk-man to a picture frame & trying to sell it as "The new exciting Sony walkframe".

^Banned for duct taping Richard Briers to a zimmerframe & getting the zombies to chase after him.

Banned for tying up Richard Simmons and dropping him off behind a gay nightclub.

Banned for following him into the club.

Banned for not following and clubbing.

Banned because anyone following clubbing lately, is in dire danger of ending up dead from looney-muslims armed to the teeth!

Banned for going to gay clubs.

You should ask Mr e out.

Banned, because i don't go to clubs, son. In this stupid place clubs are no places for single guys. You either have company with you or you are being shown to the exit; in some certain named clubs too, quite literally, also.