^Banned for coating someone with Maple syrup & yelling "See, he is Canadian!"

Banned, because you have two different nationality flags, as a Canadian citizen! Choose one and stick with it, damn it!

Banned for being angry towards a Canadian.

Banned, because you either serve one flag, or nothing. You cannot be the globalizationists' willing plus unwitting tool and a model citizen of one country, all at the same time...

Banned for Canaphobia.

Banned because I don't know whether the baby face is your new profile picture or not.

Banned because you didn't treat me to noodles and duck fillets with curry sauce!

Banned for bringing up more stupid food complaints! And who the fuck puts curried duck on noodles?!

Banned because I know the curried duck on noodles thing doesn't make that much sense, but I bet there's someone on this world who does that.

Banned for encouraging weird eating behaviour.

Banned for encouraging weird regurgitation behavior.

Banned because I'm never going to dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm, I should've known better than to cheat a friend, and waste a chance that I've been given.

Banned for entering in the club of the lost chances.

Banned for eating a club sandwich while dancing with guilty feet.

Banned for making him feel guilty about eating and dancing.