Banned for a logical fallacy that assumes a commutative property where one is not applicable.

Banned for getting too technical.

Banned because I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel.

Banned because inflation will always outpace interest with paper money. Shoulda bought gold and silver.

Banned because gold and silver are heavy, make you a healthy target for petty scoundrels, the way they are mined is destructive to the environment nowadays and obviously, you can't pay the butcher or the grocery man in silver rings and golden crosses! What were you thinking? Besides, most precious metals is already scammed away from the hands of their owners for a handful of euros in exchange, by all those "marvelous" shark, er, moneylenders operating shady shops everywhere now, that bloomed overnight everywhere now, like parasitic fungi!

Banned for having a difference in time of when you posted and edited your post.

Banned for thinking that he could simultaneously post and edit something that has already been posted, which would be a paradox.

^Banned for mentioning Paradox, aka Paradix, when they are in the process of closing down my favourite Magicka: Wizard Wars servers :(

Banned for being eaten by fish.

Banned for eating my fish and chips.

^Banned for eating the corner of that chair.

Banned because you didn't notice the difference in color and the funny smell, near the corner of that chair. First it pooped on it, then it ate it, like all dogs do.

Banned for stereotyping dogs... and chairs.

Banned for typing about stereos.

Banned for Stereo sound in your typing.