Banned because you see me as food!

Banned for looking like a face-full of worms!

Banned for having a sharp beak and wit to boot.

Banned because the sun is hot.

Banned because the moon is cold.

Banned because the stars are cruel; and they still haven't punished the fake sweet-talk and lying promises of my ex, uttered under them, while she was acting the romantic on my poor, clueless, unsuspecting ass.

Banned for sharing too much information.

Banned because sharing information is just, noble and humane, especially if it comes for free without a price; someone might be saved from falling into the same pit as someone else did before him.

banned for opening, "the pit"

banned for insulting the king of the pit

banned for not following the king down in.

banned into the pit as food for the C.H.U.D.'s

Banned for having sweaty armpits.

Banned for having HAIRY armpits, woof!

Banned for having a runny nose.