Banned for drinking too much sake.

banned for drinking the kool-aid instead

Banned because Coke is better.

Banned for using medical ethanol instead of rum to make cubalibres.

Banned for drinking before noon.

Banned for smoking.

Banned for surfing.

Banned for illegal use of upper case letters.

Banned because my guinea pigs are eating their hay.

Banned because I like jeans.

Banned, because little girls look (and feel) better in jean mini-skirts, instead of plain, normal, old-fashioned, so last-year, jeans!

Banned for creepiness.

Banned for calling artistic spirit, connoisseur intuition and refined tastes, as well as genuine appreciation and honest admiration towards good quality stuff and all things yummy, *creepy*!

Banned for not staying in your locker where you belong.

^Banned for letting KiNgBrAdLeY7 out of the locker in the first place.