Banned, I'm sending you on a gastronomic trip to the British isles now, because of glutonous obsessions >:)

Banned because British cuisine cannot possibly nourish a picky feline like me, nya... :'( Asian cuisine can! Or Mexican! Or even better, native Mediterranean cuisine, purrrr!

Banned for taking after Mediterranean cuisine when there's better to be had from Belgium. Such as Stewed meat with brown beersauce, cooked prunes and fries with a salad and mayonaise and mashed apples. Waffles for desert ...

Banned for shameless promotion of your nation's cuisine. Although, now I'm curious.

Banned because compared to you, I'm way more curious.

Banned because curiosity killed the cat.

Banned because the full version is "Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back"

Banned for correcting me.

Banned for refusing to learn from mistakes

Banned because I agree with you, but we can't have this as a reason can we?

Banned for being indecisive.

^Banned for being too decisive whilst also staring folks down.

Banned for not revealing the country where you came from.

Banned for blowing whistles. You should get an oboe or a saxophone instead

Banned for not using the anti-whistleblower measures.
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