Banned for still being in development. You should have gone GOLD long ago.

Banned because I've never had a pizza and a beer at the same time.

Banned because you're not looking at it on the bright side. Drinking beer and eating pizza at the same time can make your stomach want to explode, therefore you'll be able to consume less beer and pizza than you would otherwise.

Banned because you forgot that a cheap sweet Lambrusco belongs to a pizza. ( At least in the late 1960ths.)

Banned for living in the past

Banned for calling yourself an expert in lurking, even though you just broke the one rule of lurking.

Banned for being the 753830575473th person to ban Yezemin for that same reason.

Banned for counting all the times that happened.

Banned for not letting the good times roll.

Banned for not being a cheeseburger.

Banned for being a nice little cuddly dog that very much likes cheeseburgers with cat meat.

Banned because you mentioned "cat meat"! I am not edible, hisss nyaaarr!

Banned for not being edible.

Banned for being edible, but not very filling nor tasty..

Banned because I'm not banned anybody in 23 hours.