Banned because I feel I have a right to do so.

Banned for thinking that you have rights.

banned for having a frilly ass

(In valley girl voice)
Banned for like... being gone for months and then just like... coming back around and here and pretending she just can walk around judging asses all day long. What does she even know about frilly asses? Probably nothing. Banned. So banned, like I'm not even playing. What a wannabe ass judger. As if.

banned for being an expert on frilly asses

Banned because you had been absent for too long, nya...

Banned for being a greek cat trying to be japanese.

Banned because you don't know that MY cat is almost identical to a japanese bobtail, save the tiny, curled tail.

Banned for mentioning Japanese bobtails. The Categemony of Angora will not stand for this ...

Banned for being a spy for the Belgian police.

Banned for spying on me eating Belgian waffles.

Banned, for thinking so low of me :' (

Banned for not cooking me some waffles.

Banned for not cooking those waffles by yourself.

Edit: Banned for beating me to the ban after I had thought up a clever reason. I'll have to save it for later now.