Banned for eating anything other than meat.

Banned to save the world from your account.

Banned from being a serious cat

Banned for banning a cat, serious or otherwise.

Banned for not wearing a hat, as all cats should.

Banned for being a chatting pompom hat.

Banned for being several beings at once

^Banned for wearing HeresMyAccount on your head.

Banned for wearing Perry on your head.

^Banned for reading our in game chat or using your psychic powers to do so.


(seriously, is there some Perry Platypus something or another? You`re third to mention Perry lol)

Banned for lack of knowledge of the show Phineas and Ferb.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry_the_Platypus

^Banned for reminding me why I`ve not had a tv in decades ;)

(Wow though, there`s some screwed up names in that. It also became a film? o0
Sort of reminds me of Hong-Kong Phooey)

(Think I look slightly (a lot) better IRL ;p )

Banned for complaining about TV yet being addicted to video games.

Banned because you are addicted to both, TV and video games.

Banned because the only thing I'm addicted to is puzzles, and that's a healthy addiction.