Banned because a wizard is never filthy, nor is he spotless! He's exactly as clean as he needs to be!

Impeached for relaying misinformation pertaining to the topic of wizardry and hygiene. Contrary to popular belief, it is very much a common occurrence for wizards to keep their visages in pristene condition lest they be disqualified from the annual Next Top Alchemist pageant that happens to occur every once in a blue moon.

^ banned and transformed into a slug inside a bowl filled with sodium chloride for leaving a post which is too long to be bothered with

^ banned for running the Complaint Dept.

Banned for running from the Complaint Dept.

Banned for running for office in the Complaint Dept. and then complaining that your refrigerator is running.

Banned because you'd know all about pearl necklaces, being in ZZ Top.

Banned because I literally complained recently about my refrigerator NOT running. Thanks Dad, for drilling into the freon.

^ banned for thinking that your refrigerator would perform better with Neon instead of replacing the missing Freon™

^ banned for not having a Toaster in your house

Banned for flying over the house after dark.

^ banned for shaving your face with some mace in the dark

^ banned for not shaving the long beard of yours in your avatar

^ banned for not knowing that the last time I changed my avatar, I was faced with significant, negative backlash

Banned with never coming to terms with your unworthiness of a Gandalf the White avatar.

Banned for avatar shaming.....James Cameron is not amused.