Banned for being at your wit's end.

Banned because sausages have 2 ends.

^ banned, because one end attached is more pleasant

Banned for advocating for human centipedes.

Banned for humanizing centipedes.

Banned for thinking cenipedes have human appendages...

^ banned because you need to replace your keyboard, as at least one letter does not function within nominal parameters

Banned for proposing over-dramatic solutions to small problems. Even if his T key broke after he typed "thinking", it might be only that key that needs fixing.

^banned because you didn't add 1 to 1111.

Banned because that would just be 1112, and what good is that?

Banned because Hooyaah is right, but not for the reason he thinks (so don't let it go to your head, Hooyaah), but because your keyboard seems to keep putting three dots in a row after EVERYTHING! STOP IT!!!

^ Banned for possibly being elipsephobic

Banned because I woke up too early today.

Banned so that you can go back to sleep.

Banned because it's 5 hours too late for that and the Sun is up.

Banned for not being nocturnal.