Banned for being a fellow man of culture.

Banned for having a culture growing in your ear.

Banned for not specifying what the strife causes Cloud to do.

Banned for precipitation.

Banned for making a brag that sounds like you serve a Sith Lord.

Banned for serving Lord Seth.

Banned for not directly serving Kane.

Banned using a cane to walk while serving food.

^ banned for flagrantly violating The Employees With Disabilities Act

Banned because your last shipping of liquor that i found on my porch tasted weird, almost fermented.

Banned because considering that statement, I think your brain is fermented.

Banned for being found on my porch smelling of fermented fermentation.

Banned for fermenting Brian.

Banned because there is blood circulation in my brain, and there is a chance that whatever caused this weird alcoholic taste in my liquor might have gotten into my blood stream.

Banned because GOG's laggy forums are confusing my brain.

Banned for trying to forum an opinion about that using your confused brain.

^ banned because the high blood alcohol level also has a significant effect of your cerebral cortex as well