Banned for re-creating the ending of Rambo 5 when the FBI tried to raid your house.

Banned for recreating the Waco siege when the ATF raided your house.

^ banned for burning down the house

Banned for talking through your head.

Banned for getting cut in half and having to literally talk out your ass to communicate with pirates.

^ banned for thinking that a pirate's favorite letter is "R," when everyone knows they they are especially fond of the "C"

^ banned for never playing any Sea Dogs games.

Banned because it looks like I'll never play New Vegas. I can't get the damn thing to work.

Banned for missing out on insight into what's in store for Fallout Season 2.

Banned for:
1. Forgetting that W8-11 is DX10-12 based (for W8-11) and NV is from DX1-9 era (W95-Win Vista)
2. Not running the NV in Windowed mode on modern OS's, since DX-depreciation and anything else Microsoft did in modern Windows broke a lot of old games' Fullscreen Exclusive Mode for W8-11 on DX10+ - i.e. go see Deus Ex IW, Dungeon Siege 1 and 2 from Retail and Steam, Space Siege, Neverwinter Nights 2, etc.
3. Not installing Tick Fix Mod - https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/66537
4. Not using BLG and not adding NV to the list of games on the right pane to force any game put in Windowed-Mode right into automatic Fake-Fullscreen Mode - https://github.com/Codeusa/Borderless-Gaming/releases/tag/9.5.6
05. Not installing DXVK into FNV folder for better performance - https://github.com/doitsujin/dxvk/releases/tag/v2.3.1

Banned because I'll try that, thanks!

Banned for interpreting reasons for banning you as though it were a list of instructions that you should follow!

^ banned for not getting it because it was given to someone else instead

Banned for giving it away for free and then expecting to get it back.

^ Banned for not bringing the brewskies

Well that twasn't noice 0.o ;D