^ Banned for finding duct tape from Bethesda's Engine(s) [Creation Engine] that hold it altogether for their games...and also that duct tape can be found within their games as in-game items too.

Banned for duct taping the game box shut.

Banned because duct tape solves everything.

Banned for making an impeccable argument that i just cannot disagree with.

^ Banned for taking Fallout 4 Next-Gen update on another store to let it break your mods, saves that used mods, and destroyed your performance on all your PC systems.

^ banned for accusing another soul of your own foible

^ knows I did not take Fallout 4 Next-Gen update on Steam b/c I'm telling him now, so he's BANNED for being wrong.

Banned because I'm downloading the update right now. I hope it's a big improvement.

^ Banned for breaking all his mods and saves for Fallout 4

^ banned for allowing J Lo to "pull your leg"

EDIT:
(also banned for purchasing games from Steam)

^ banned for buying games from Direct2Drive

Banned for buying driving games from Direct2.

Banned because you think you're Red Green, but you're actually Harold.

^ banned for being much less handy than duct tape

Banned for being more mouthy than a duck. QUACK QUACK!

Banned feeding frozen peas to ducks.