^ banned, because in a parallel dimension you posted some other asinine gobbledygook

Banned for feeding your wiener dog Ravioli.

Banned for feeding wiener to your bitch. (This is what I do, my smallest dog refuses to eat anything else.)

Banned because make sure to chop it up so he doesn't choke on it.

^ banned because weenied more considerate forumites akin to you

Banned for mis-gendering Lil' Bit.

^ banned if he gets even a little bit by your Canis familiaris

Banned for holding some weird eurotrash guy named "Stefan" out of your car window to extract information.

Banned for extracting him from your car in the first place.

Banned for misusing the word "dimension".

^ banned for being ignorant of a Parallel Dimension

Banned for referencing a garbage concept that murders narrative tension.

^ banned for narrating tense garbage murder references

^ Banned for being so self-centered as to give the time of day to the idea that you could easily encounter a slightly different version of yourself in an entirely separate universe.

Banned because I'm so vain I think this song is about me.

^ banned because "Your hat strategically dipped below one eye, your scarf it was apricot."