Banned for whistleblowing again.

Banned for trying to silence a whistleblower.

^Banned for not passing the "out of tune test".

Banned because you banned a blue one.

Banned because banning a human is not sufficient. Exterminate!

Banned for thinking your Star Trek badge would give you cred at a Dr. Who convention.

Banned for wearing a santa hat to early. Here Christmas not start's until December 24.

Banned for not wearing a Santa hat yet.

banned for not catching the misspelling of the word "too".

Banned because you wear a santa claus hat without knowing the truth behind the myth; poor man had been an amanita muscaria (magic mushroom) addict (hence the colors and patterns of his clothes, which are identical to the mushroom's design), his reindeer had been high on it, too (hence the ultra high speed, to the hyperbolic exaggeration of flight)! Same goes for the people who were able to "see" such things, such visions, like a hearty old man laughing heartily, flying on reindeer high on speed and bringing presents (more of that magic mushroom) to others around him!

Modern people are said to do harder drugs, those able to see santa claus; they portray him drinking from a bottle of cola, even!

Banned for trying to correct someones spelling

Edit: Banned for ninjaing me with an excessively long answer.

banned for not getting a hold of that peace pipe!

Banned for being the third person in the row to edit his/her own ban post.

Banned for being a bad shot