Banned for getting a taste of your own medicine.

^ banned because a spoon-full of sugar makes the medicine go down

Banned for poppin' with Mary.

Banned for referencing Typhoid Mary?

Banned for marrying a typhoon.

^ banned for living in a cocoon with a baboon tycoon

Banned because OPUS: Echo of Starsong's discount for the deluxe edition is always so small! *pouts lips*

Maybe that's GOG's way of telling me that I shouldn't get the game since I've been trying to avoid sad anime.

^ banned for not getting the memo but getting the message anyway

^Banned for forgetting to actually write something into the memo.

Banned for accidentally leading to the arrest of a major criminal because you want everyone to read your tiny print at the edge of the post-it notes.

^Banned for treating post-its as if they were expendable.

^ banned for posting so many post it notes on your computer monitor that none of the screen is visible

^ banned for not having a huge monitor

^Banned because I can still see that you wrote "aving".

Banned for neglecting to mention the h at the beginning of that.