Banned for exterminating all the chocolates.

Banned for distracting me with cuteness

Banned for wearing glasses.

Banned for discriminating against people with glasses

Banned for not discriminating against anything at all.

Banned for having a cute cat.

Banned for being a whistleblower.

Banned because you don't look like a rouge to me

I'm not rouge, my avatar is black and white.

Banned for being colour blind.

Banned for having a pixelated avatar

Banned for downloading Bonzi Buddy.

Banned for 1337 sp34k in user name.

Banned for being one of those suspects who know 1337 sp34k.

Banned for your own safety. Those people who know about the secret code 1337 sp34k are actually a part of an infamous organization that is said to have contributed to almost half of the unexplainable incidents happening all around the world. Saying such a code in the general public would mean putting your life at risk. Banning you was the only way to make you invisible from arrjayjee who now might take you down after what you had said. At least for the mean time.

Banned for scaring away my next victim. He knows too much!