^Banned for banning myspace.

Banned for having a space you call your own.

^ banned for having a warm place

^Banned because it's getting hot in here and I definitly don't want you to take off your clothes.

banned for cannibalism.

It's a quarter after one, I'm a littel drunk and I ban you now!

(edit: note that the time stamp is 8 hours off and I lied about my physical state)

^ banned for being a lyre

Banned for resorting to violins instead of finding a peaceful solution.

^ Banned for playing the world's smallest violin.

Banned for playing what you think is the world's largest violin, but it's actually just a cello.

Banned because if you're referring to the Nine Inch Nails song, the show Scandal ripped that off with some background music that they always liked to play, and it's your fault, for some reason.

^ banned because your favorite actress of the sixties was Annette Spoona Cello

^ banned for hating limoncello.

^ banned for liking Mellow Yellow

Banned for waking up early so you can harvest dew from the mountains.

^ banned for going to bed so early, that you can count the sheep beforehand