^ Banned for using Unix.

Banned for using Ubuntu.

^ Banned for using Linux Mint

^ banned for not giving five stars to hotels whose staff doesn't leave a Linux Mint on your pillow in the evening

Banned because I hate mints.

Banned for hating mints.

Banned because what's wrong with that?!

Banned because I just prefer OpenSolaris.

^ Banned for using FSR on games

^ banned for installing games using the Galaxy client and subsequently uninstalling the client afterward

Banned for downloading the entire internet, then deleting everything you don't need.

Banned because it's only cannibalism if the other party whose brain you ate is also a zombie. >.>

^ Banned for not having an Avatar

Banned because I didn't know what to put as my avatar. So I just took a picture of the wall next to where I sit and there you go, my wall. That little faint shadow at the bottom right corner of the picture is my phone hehe.

Banned because having the shadow of your phone as avatar is actually quite original and we don't want that here. No free thinking! Ever!

^ banned, and you are now being charged for thinking, because thinking, now no longer "free," incurs certain necessary charges