Banned for describing the Soul Calibur series.
Banned because I wasn't that bad. It's not like I mained the shoto characters (I played Blanka).

Banned for having an irrational hatred towards shotos after losing to Dan multiple times.

^ banned for posting that I "suck"

Banned for inspiring the post by sucking.

Banned for slurping fluids from an ashtray.

Banned because yo, wtf.

^ banned for posting "wtf" instead of the words, "Where's The Food?"

*KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!*

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Banned for poorly animating those Illumination-looking weirdos.

Banned for knowing enough about the Illuminati to know what they look like.

Banned because Dawn of War's campaign mission 6 is a b*tch! I wasn't looking at the time, but my guess is that it took almost two hours just to finish it. And the pathfinding just sucks, worsened by the very narrow paths that the game forces you to navigate. *sigh*

Banned for playing such long missions, rather than 2-minute speed runs.

Banned because that would only allow me to save time at the cost of my mental health lol.

^ banned for insinuating that you possess even a modicum of mental health

Banned for valuing nebulous concepts like "mental health".

^ banned, because for you, mental health is an oxymoron