Banned for pulling Tut's bad tooth.

^ banned for not knowing which Egyptian queen's life ended with a particularly nasty urinary tract infection

Banned for getting his knowledge of egyptian history from Assassin's Creed Odyssey's discovery tour, where this info is given.

Banned because I'm having a bad day.

Banned for banning under the banner of Afbanistan.

^ banned for sliding down the BANNNNNNNNNnnnnnister!

Banned for playing Banner Saga on Sega.

Banned because while banning other people he cannot decide whether to call himself a baner or a banner. Obviously it's the former but he doesn't know that hence the ban.

Banned for banning Bane. You should have done that before he broke Batman's back.

Banned for bragging that you kicked Batman's ass with the worst singing voice ever.

Banned because that doesn't even make sense. How does his voice have such power?

^ banned because you didn't inquire as to how Batman's ass can sing, few mules do afterall

^ Knows from first-hand experience that I wasn't lying, Bat-Mule can fart.

^ Can whistle a tune by farting.

^Banned for being able to fart Beethoven's Unfinished Symphony, but only the first note and in minor.
(and yes, I know that 'minor' is an accord, but this is a hommage, so roll with it)