Banned for not knowing the rules. There is only one rule.

Banned because my cat didn't like the catnip i bought for him and i ended up making herbal tea, preparing a tincture to ferment and rolling some herbal cigarettes out of it, so it wouldn't go to waste!

Banned for forcing your cat -- let him be, and one day you'll find him rolling (in it) in ecstasy.

Banned for leaving me alone in the corner

Banned for dwelling in a corner.

Banned for posting in the time I wanted to post and I already posted a reason for you before.

Banned because using indecipherable avatar.

Banned for cactuar.

Banned for knocking everything over wherever he goes.

Banned because if we haven't enought with a dog, a wolf, and a cat, now we have also a fox.

Banned because Daleks are a threat to all places they enter and we don't want them to destroy our world.

Banned for being too cute.
I want to eat you up.

Banned for being too cute! I want to pet you and tame you!

Banned for being too cute. I want to sell you in the black market.

banned for disturbing the sand