^ banned because when you told your girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high, she looked quite surprised

Banned for using a lighter while drenched in gasoline.

^ banned because your girlfriend called you and said the car wouldn't do anything... so you told her that when you aren't there, she has to sit on the other side

Banned because then she sat in the back trunk.

Banned for wrapping her up.

^ banned for putting a wrapper on this thread

^Banned for not terminating it properly

^ Banned for trying to kill John Conner.

^ banned, because I was asked to choose which renaissance composer I wanted to portray in the film, and I answered, "I'll be Bach!"

^ Has a strange delusion that I would ever have a car, or girlfriend.

^ banned for being an amnesiac who (forgot to provide a reason why I should be banned) and has amaxophobia and is also a misogynist

Banned for not understanding that providing a reason is exactly what I did, I just didn't say the word.

^ banned for arguing semantics when it is clear that you forgot to add that your baseless allegation was also a reason for banning me, and furthermore, for not refuting my statement that you have an unreasonable fear of motorized vehicles and vehemently loathe women

Banned for overlooking that denying such claims in a thread such as this is rather pointless, as we're all just goofing about. Besides, you have it backwards: I loathe motorized vehicles and fear women.

^Banned for hiding in fear when you see a woman driving backwards. That cliché is so yesterday.