Banned for not clarifying what the hell you're even talking about you batshit insane lunatic!!!1!!!!

Banned for replacing one ! with 1. Such imperfection shall not be tolerated here, begone!

Banned because most people find my spelling imperfections charming and likeable, MrMistveil, if that is in fact your real name (which i'm starting to doubt!).

^ banned because his actual name is Sonny Foghat

Banned because a hat made of fog would just dissipate.

Banned for not knowing that the newest Ninja Turtles movie Mutant Mayhem, written by Seth "getting robbed is cool" Rogan features a romance between Splinter the mutant rat and the historically male Scumbug which a poster spells out "as himself". The effort to save face is to throw the poster artist under the bus and claim that Scumbug is a girl, which doesn't make it any less puke-worthy in my book.

^Banned for ratting out Splinter.

Banned for giving Shredder a splinter by stabbing him with his own blade.

Banned for convincing the makers of the Batman vs. Turtles movie to use the "Batman Adventure" style visuals and not the much more realistic one from the second comic book.

Banned for ever even having heard of that movie.

Banned because one of the mutated thugs in Batman vs. Turtles transforms in defeat from T-rex to human butt-last.

^ banned, because humans are arguably a much more advanced form of life than that of a large theropod from prior to the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction

Banned for implying I suggested otherwise. The definition of mutation is literally any alteration of an organism's DNA; it doesn't matter which form is more "advanced". If anything, just the potential to turn back means the thug was more "advanced" than any dinosaur or human.

Banned for using your x-ray vision for medical purposes only.

^ banned for using your X-ray vision while ogling April O'Neil