Banned because which is without value, can not be wasted.

Banned for getting wasted on valuable liquor. And it's NOT schnapps!

Banned for denying ISM the chance to mention Schnapps.

^ banned for being drowsy... Schnap out of it!

^Banned for trying to roast baking peas.

Banned because i'm the only one allowed to be drunken in this thread. I have a special permit issued by Sgt. Hooyaah.

Banned for receiving special treatment.

^ banned for referring to me as a sergeant when I am a high-ranking officer... reinstated because you were never in the service, you were drunk, and you didn't know that your schnapps was delivered on the rear porch by mistake...

^Banned for forgetting the rules you preach to others (or lie about them, pick one).

^ banned for lying about my preaching

Banned for preaching about lies.

^Banned for learning a valuable lesson

Banned because I learned what T-shirt means.

^ banned for not reaching me, T

^Banned because he can still bite your pants off.