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Banned for figuring out what my day job is.
Banned for promising all friendly SCPs that they'll be set free if they orally pleasure you. The few that are able are sometimes children!
Banned for turning this thread into a house of lies.
Banned for preferring a house of flies.
^ Banned for insinuating that JLo is Lord of the Flies, when he is really the Lord of The Dance :)
Banned because that's just what his friends at work say.
Banned for gossiping with his friend at work, instead of going to sip your coffee, so you wouldn't fall asleep at work.
^Banned because both caffeine and theine give a short energy boost and make sleepy afterwards.
Gossip has a more immediate effect, it makes sleepy instantly.
Banned for gossiping about how sleepy you are.
^Banned for serving pizza with ketchup.
^ banned for topping your pizza with mayonnaise and mustard
Banned for even thinking of such a thing.

EDIT: And who puts catsup on pizza? It already has tomato sauce!
Post edited July 26, 2023 by HeresMyAccount
Banned for putting a tomato up a cat's saucy pizza.
^ banned for stuffing a meatball as well

MAMA MIA!
^ Banned for playing too many Bing Bing Wahoos