Banned for having "wood" when reading that.

^Banned for being used to cover other people's wood.

Banned for eating wood when reading that.

Banned for chopping wood with a sword.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x_5s0SOZrzM

^Banned for bringing a cannon to a knife fight.

Banned for bringing a gun to a fist-fight against an old blind man and losing.

^ banned, because:

It was early in the morning; late one night,
when two dead boys got up to fight,
back to back, they faced one another,
drawing their swords, they shot each other,
a deaf policeman hear the noise,
he came and killed the two dead boys.

(If you do not believe this story, ask the blind man, he saw it too.)

Banned because my name is Bob, I live in a box, the box is round, I pee in the corner, I'm blind, deaf and mute, and you can't see me because I'm hiding behind this tree [holds up a finger].

Banned because I want to create a hobo palace made of cardboard boxes. It will be filled with hobo servants and have a hobo hot tub.

^ banned because a hobo hot tub is created by extended farting in a hot summer puddle

Banned for not telling J Lo about Dave Made a Maze.

Banned for throwing minotaurs into labyrinths.

Banned for wanting minotaurs to roam free on the roads where high-level heroes can hurt them in self-defense. I'm keeping them safe from their own bad choices!

Banned for having a ranch full of monsters.

Banned because I was referencing Elder Scrolls 4, not Monster Rancher.