Banned, because Cameron is safe underwater with the Titanic. There's no way neumi5694 could get there unless he pays some $250,000 for a very unsafe submarine trip.

Banned because that would be an entirely different story: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

Banned for pointing that out, because I would have if you hadn't, so you saved me from being banned for it instead.

Banned because too little, too late. I took care of that before he 'thought' he escaped to safety. At the moment a tamagochi is controlling his body.

^ many of you who posted above me are banned for not actually reading my earlier post and/or parsing my words later

EDIT: (and the rest should who read it should also be banned for not having pointed that fact out)

My earlier post: banned for not mentioning that practically any sequel to an original (other than the Star Wars films, which, incidentally are nonsequential) is vastly inferior

Banned because I misunderstood. I apologize.

Banned for illegally leaving Outer Heaven

^ banned for not forgiving J Lo for the apology, in my absence; I now offer him my forgiveness and a laurel and hardy handshake

^banned for fighting for other people's human rights.

Banned because there's a song about that

^ banned for young lust

^ banned for old rust

^ banned for trail dust

Banned for stale crust.

^Banned for being sold for full price while he should have been on discount.

Banned, because that bread is about to turn back into stone. You could lose your teeth trying to chew it.