Banned for sentencing people to closed structures.

Banned for advocating for the dead to arise and roam free.

Banned for wanting them to stay underground where it's dark and cold.

Banned because I understood you just fine, but I accidentally said to you what I meant to say to The_Real_Tai_Lopez and vice versa.

Banned for living in the land of confusion.

^Banned for crashlanding on a confused unliving.

Banned for also using an adjective as though it were a noun; what's with everyone doing that?

^ banned for not remembering that the average forumite is not as intellectually gifted as is he

Banned because I remember the gifted kids in high school would go to a different class. I sometimes wonder what they did.

Banned because in my 4th/5th Grades, the "special needs" class was next door and terribly noisy. Their teacher was a Dr. Phil impersonator who often got angry with them but was was annoyingly nice with us.

Banned for calling a person who has earned Doctor of Philosophy degree a Dr. Phil impersonator.

^Banned for negotiating the hourly fee for Ivan Hoe.

Banned for not paying your zombordinates on time! Your attempts at invading people's homes haven't been successful and your zombordinates have grown restless.

Banned for forgetting that there's no rest for the wicked.

Banned because that explains why I can't get any sleep.

Banned for having more wicked witchery than Stevie Nix.