Banned for displaying your scruples in public.

Banned for going to a beach where you can see everybody's scruples.

Banned for taking binoculars to that beach and thinking that you're inconspicuous.

Banned for having a tarantula as a best friend. I don't mean to judge, but couldn't you befriend something more interesting like a red-bellied black snake, or a Brazilian wandering spider?

Banned for not suplexing J Lo, putting him in the camel clutch, breaking his back and making him humble.

Banned because I spent the day watching clips of him :(

Banned because you could have used this time to improve your skills in the polish language.

Banned for thinking that you can just polish a language, like it's a physical object.

Banned because you can polish a dictionary, which is a physical object that contains language.

^ banned, because stop it... Just stop it!

Banned because no.

^Banned because one should not stop it, but bend it.

... and damn those Ninjas.

Banned for damning me instead of banning me.

^ banned for damming the damned river of fire

Banned for your anti-industrial agenda.