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Banned for not specifying the species of monkey and size of bed; it's like the swallow with a coconut all over again.
^ Banned for reminding me of the Bridge of Death.
Banned into the sky for not knowing your favorite color.
Banned into the ocean for not knowing your favourite number.
^ Banned for not knowing the average air speed velocity of an African Swallow.
Banned because knowing that information is a hard pill.
^Banned for replacing my pills with Tic-Tacs, see where it got me!
Banned because apparently Tic Tacs brought you to Italy. Okay that was bad.
Banned, because you only see what you want to see.
Banned because you only ban who you want to ban.
^Banned because he also bans complete strangers. Ban first, ask questions later.
Banned because you're wrong. I message the person above me first (to ask for their consent) before I ban them. Don't you remember? I messaged you just now.
Banned because I never received any messages.
Banned for not being massaged.
Banned because I could definitely use a massage. I'm having some pain in my lower back.