^Banned for evading confetti thrown like knives using bullet time.

^ banned for "matrixing"

Banned for ninjaing me.

^ banned because you were not the one 2B ninjaing

Banned for being Nier the dynamite when Jackass blew up the barrier leading to the desert zone.

^ banned for eating the mackerel that Jackass gave you

Banned because hey, I was hungry.

^ banned, because it is far better to fast for five days eating nothing, than to die in one day eating something

^ Banned for not laying dynamite & mines on USA borders.

Banned for not carpet-bombing.

^ Banned for carpet bombing with carpets.

Banned for writing songs that sound like child abductions.

^banned from privatly pretending to be Jeanny from Falco's Jeanny, such a lonely little girl in a cold cold world.

Banned because pray that the person whom you hate never gets dementia or any other form of memory loss condition. Wouldn't want them to forget what they did the moment you finally managed to exact your revenge. Just kidding. :P

^banned because that way I can take revenge over and over again!
The person in question here knows exactly what I mean ... or does he? Muahahahahahahahaha!