Banned for being obsessed with Kingbradley7, stalking him thrice in the span 18 post.

Banned for not being KingBradley7.

Banned for spelling KiNgBrAdLeY7 incorrectly.

Banned for learning and teaching how to spell me, instead of learning and teaching how to spell Snowkatt! :'(

Banned for being way too obsessed with this Snowkatt person, to the point of developing a fetish for him/her. (I mean, seriously, was that person that important anyways? They didn't even like cheese, for god's sake!)
P.S. I remember Snowkatt's dislike for cheese, because it seemed weird to me, as in who could possibly dislike cheese?

Banned for verbosity. Nobody cares.

Banned for being careless.

Banned for not being in a care home.

Banned for escaping after you ate the dog-catcher.

Banned for having such big eyes and such big teeth.

Banned for disliking big eyes and big teeth!

^Banned for chewing all the grass in the garden with your big teeth.

It's you, the beekeeper of goglodia whose sticky an' sweet honey has been drawing gogbears. Banned !

Banned, because you don't say whether your car is from San Andreas, or from Saints Row the Third!

Banned for not giving us a chance to ban anyone else!!!