Banned because the only marlboro I'd ever smoke are those beholder-plants in Final Fantasy that dish out bad status effects like candy.

^ Banned because he sucked on candy until he developed "diabeetus".

Banned for eating too many brains that you developed a never-ending brain freeze.

^ Banned for trying to be a colorless Japanimonkey Weebfurry in black & white.

^Banned for telling color blind people that the jolly rogers flag has a red background.

^ Banned for hanging by the neck next to the jolly rogers flag.
(I also fake people into thinking they are deaf. Best place - gun range.)

Banned, because you walk the plank daily as if it was a variation of the plank exercise.

^ banned for doing an impressive dive off the plank, submerging and attaching a timed device to the hull of the ship; speeding away on your jet ski as it explodes, just like James Bond

Banned for Pierce Brosnan.

Banned for piercing Brosnan.

Banned for Fleming Ian.

^ banned for bonding with James

^Banned for not watering Bond's garden while he was on a date ... err mission!

Banned for losing track of the date of the mission, so that you forget to even do it!

^Banned for not saving the date.