^ Banned for WS(Weather Shaming)

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^ He should be banned for offering an apology, rather than reply, "Thank you for indulging me."

Banned for expecting indulgence.

Banned for selling letters of indulgence. You're scamming people.

Banned because your knighthood is disputed.

Banned for making me google Belle Delphine

Banned because i'm all out of Schnapps and no new supplies arrived so far.

Banned just for good measure.

Banned because my mission is complete.

^Not banned because I like pointing and laughing at JLo wearing shorts in public.

^banned because as long as he is not banned, he will do so only at home at his computer. Only when you ban him, he goes outside.

^Banned for sad attempt at logic.

Banned because I have spring/summer allergies, so I'll be mostly indoors anyway.

*Banned for wearing lederhosen......you went too far there.

^ banned for buying J Lo the aforementioned lederhosen thinking that he was the aging songstress

EDIT: He's actually younger and much more attractive.

Banned for inferring that lederhosen are just for old people.

^ banned for being as thick as a brick

^Banned for smelling like a hobo with bare feet.