Banned for not preaching the importance of freedom.

Banned because that is referenced in the 2019 Spider-Man game. The kid who lost her balloon sends Spidey a crayon drawing of him getting it for her.

^Banned, because a reference alone does not give it enough credit. One must rant about it. And that's what I'm gonna do. I'm talking of course about Spider-man 2 from 2004 on XBox / PS2 (not the PC version, completely different game).
You had to jump right through the balloon to catch it which with the pysically more accurate swinging system back then was much much harder than in newer games ... and you had to do it a couple of dozend times for a achievement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHRE3chMvss&t=495s
And this guy got lucky, most of the time you would only reach it when it was almost over the skyline already and maybe not even close to a house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGhrQWs1eto




^banning myself to give me some time to cool off

Banned for not realizing every single main mission from Spider-Man 2 was godawful and frustrating as hell with the worst being the final boss fight. Only swinging around and beating up random goons was fun.

Edit: And funiculi funicula was good too. Credit where it is due.

Banned for inserting a coin to get more credits.

Banned because swinging in the older games are perfectly fine. If a dullard like me can do it, anyone can.

Edit: Mistakenly referenced the wrong game.

Banned for mistakenly referencing the wrong game.

^ banned for not referencing the right game

Banned because I sometimes lay in bed dressed as Wolverine and longingly look at a picture of PS2 web-swinging.

^ banned, because the hair is a bit off

Banned for biting off the hair.

Banned for making things hairy.

^ banned for being "dirty hairy"

Banned for feeling lucky, punk.

Banned because your scattered Lego bricks are becoming a hazard, punk.

Banned for designing Punk Hazard to look like a giant poke-ball.