Banned because you can't take the heat and should have gotten out of the oven.

Banned because you just reminded me of my female cats (pets) when they were in heat. They (there are two of them) would meow really loudly day and night as they searched for a partner to have sex with. I wish I could communicate with them to tell them how noisy they were lol.

^banned because he female cats look like lego bricks.

Banned, because you cats cold.

^ banned for refrigerating cats in heat

Banned for getting so sick of hearing cats in heat that you start throwing shoes at them.

^ banned, because why would I waste shoes when I have more 5.56 x45mm SS109 FMJPC ordnance that I could ever use?

Banned for bringing guns to a laser fight.

Banned for playing laser tag and thinking that it's real.

Banned for playing real tag and thinking that it's lasers.

^ banned, because that phaser is set to kill, ensign!

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banned for dooming this thread

Banned for helping Darth Vader invading this thread.

^ banned for growing up to train the offspring of a Sith Lord to be a Jedi