Banned for not questioning the dog!

^Banned for sending the mutt to Guantanamo when a kennel would of sufficed.

Banned because where's my bone?

Banned because you asked the wrong person. They have only baits for fishies.

^Banned for inferring that I`m a person ;)

banned for non-personnel reasons

Banned for personal reasons.

Banned for dog reasons.

Banned for higher dog reasons.

^Banned for dogs using drugs reasons.

Also that pair of shoes I bought from you, did you lace them with something?
I`ve been tripping all day!

Banned for walking in another person's shoes.

When you chose to criticize them, you were already a mile away and you had their shoes.

Banned for spreading around the bird flu.

banned for not doing your homework:

"Not every species of birds is equally susceptible to the flu virus, and not just migratory birds are susceptible. Avian influenza viruses are found more commonly in water birds (ducks and geese), shorebirds and gulls. Birds such as sparrows and pigeons tend not to be as readily infected."

Banned for not being a bird-brain.

Banned because I have to ban somebody.