Banned for "wanting it"

Banned because I got it.

I am, of course referring to the 1 tb micro SD card. All that extra space feels...

L I B E R A T I N G

I feel the freedom of not having to worry about storage. I feel it through my hair. On my face. In my soul.

^banned for getting a fake. Fill it over 50% and you will lose your data.

Banned because it's not. I already downloaded 700GB worth of stuff.

Banned because you didn't compare the data to the original yet and can't know for certain. Always have a spare xTB HD in your drawer for such tests.

^ banned, for certain reasons

Banned for uncertain reasons.

^ banned for being wishy-washy

Banned for not washying my dishes

banned, you not loofah my back!

^Banned because he'd rather wash Wang than watch Wang wash Wang ... gross!

Banned for washing too many Wangs.

Banned for eating too many chicken Wings.

^Banned for carrying firecrackers in his underpants.

Banned for wearing tongs as underwear. You guessed Victoria's secret wrong.