Banned because I don't care about that, I'm just bargaining for more Lego.

^ banned for not buying the company for yourself

Banned for committing corporate warcrimes

Banned for declaring the purchase of four layer toilet paper for the ladies room a corporate warcrime.

Banned for backing up all the toilets with 4-ply toilet paper.

^ banned for using kitty litter instead of a proper toilet

Banned for giving birth to a litter of kitties.

^ banned because the cat performed that miracle, I but watched

Banned for .. no can't really think of anything right now. Song keeps getting in my thoughts

"And not long ago his phenomenal cat produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say: Oh, well I never, was there ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?"

*whistles and moves away with dancing steps*

Banned for performing a song and dance from Cats. Can you do one from Phantom of the Opera?

Would 'music of the night' be ok?
But I must admit, I only know the lyrics of the first german translation for that one, not the updated version and not the enlish ones. I could to 'part of your world' and 'under the sea' from Arielle tho, if that's ok.

Tsk, banned for doubting me.

Banned for speaking Enlish. Nobody can translate that. That sounds like extra-terrestrial.

^ banned for using English in a more precise manner than many who are native to the U.S.

^Banned because as a consequence of this action the forum would be almost deserted.

Banned for not explaining why you think that would be the case.