^ banned for loving reCAPTCHA so much that you are actively encouraging developers to come up with a game that has players do nothing more than complete increasingly difficult reCAPTCHAs

Banned because sometimes I would get a recaptcha that would ask to click on anything that's a bicycle, but it shows a motorcycle instead.

^ banned because the buffoons at reCAPTCHA think that a motorcycle is technically a bicycle but they don't know that we English speaking citizens of North America know the distinction between the two

EDIT:
(also banned because, "Try Again" means "you idiot, you got it wrong the first time," not, "good job, please continue")

Banned for flying with Valkyries.

Banned for flying with bumblebees.

Banned for bumbling like a fly in heat.

^ banned for watching flies in heat to see how they bumble

Banned for one hasn't lived without seeing the flies in heat bumble to the beat.

^ banned for sharing the thought, that so many have merely existed without actually having a full life

Banned for attempting to prevent the spread of the joy of fly-peeping.

Banned for being a peeping Tom with your fly open.

Banned for chasing after a mouse named Jerry.

^ banned for not giving a chip to Dale

Banned for rescuing rangers.

Banned for not watching John Carpenter’s The Thingamajig