^ banned, because while you though that you were ninjaing me your brigade of tanks has been surrounded by vastly superior forces

Banned because thanks for the update. I'm heading back there now. *runs back to rejoin my men*

Also, this.

Banned for having your men stand in a large circle having each others' backs.

Banned for taking part in a circle jerk.

Banned for being astute! I've noticed that occasionally if my syntax with tags and such has an error then a post won't work, so I thought I'd try leaving out the dot, because I just didn't know what else to do at that point.

^ banned because it's hardly worth solving the frustrating reCAPTCHA to log in to post or buy a game anymore

Banned because I felt bad knowing that no one had banned you. (1% of it is me being a little impatient >3>)

Banned for being part of the 1%.

Banned for running away when I tried to reprogram you. Come here!

Banned for not bringing yourself to your target. Get moving!

Banned for not just bringing the target closer to you.

^ banned for not just using a higher-powered scope

Banned because I use Listerine instead.

Banned because I use orange juice instead

Banned because it's too acidic. The enamel of your teeth will wear away faster.

Banned for using orange juice to apprehend a robot instead of drinking it.