Banned for the whole year.

Banned because that's illegal!

Banned for being a tattle tale.

Banned for being entitled.

Banned for being a robot sheriff.

^ banned, because he's actually a sheriff robot

banned because I'm glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there, and I just remembered, we're out here. What I wanna know is, where's the caveman?

Banned for making me think that something that absurd has to be a reference to something.

^banned to grant you more time to think about it. You're welcome.

Banned for skipping please and thank you.

Banned because it's 2023 and I didn't think I'd live this long. My 37th birthday is in a few months, so maybe I'll stick it out til then.

Banned for living too long and consuming too much precious resources.

Banned for not consuming conspicuously

Banned for not consummating conspicuously.

Banned to an eternity of watching YouTube Poops.