^ banned, because you must respect my authoritah!

Banned because for anybody causing harm to others, age really is just a number and Eric Cartman would absolutely never have his authoritah respected by me.

^ banned, for not respecting the fact that I quoted part of a line from South Park

Banned for thinking that acknowledging pop culture osmosis is commendable

^ banned for missing the irony pertaining to LegoDnD's post (two up)

Both of you are banned because half my point is, there's exactly one situation that it's ok to harm a child and that's if the child is doing unwarranted harm. I've gone over a particular scenario in my head many times: a little girl runs up to me and tries to kick me in the groin; I catch her foot in my hand and twist it. Does this make me weird?

^ banned for being wrong, it's never acceptable to harm a child, so next time outrun her and locate and allow an actual, mature, and lawful adult handle and deescalate the situation

Banned for claiming a surprise groin-kick can be out-run. Even if I was in shape, it's just as bad as a sucker-punch.

Banned for having a weird foot-twisting fetish.

Banned for assuming the worst; if you caught a foot that was speeding towards your groin, what would you do with it?

Banned for asking Tarantino that question

Banned for not asking Neo what he would do.

Banned because I encountered a bug in a Mount & Blade: Warband mod called Perisno, where one character that's relevant to a quest just couldn't be found. The NPC's name was basically missing from the game, meaning you couldn't look for the character's name in the game's Notes, let alone finding his whereabouts. So I had to sacrifice all my progress and restart my playthrough in order to fix the problem, which thankfully did solve the issue. If the problem still persisted, I would've been super pissed.

Banned for not creating a painting of that bug and posting it online. That would be much more appropriate. *nods nods+

Banned because one my policies that help me decide whether to make a painting or not is that the creation process shouldn't cause me to barf.